You’re the one who can’t stop masturbating but you want me to take responsibility for it? You’re the one who can’t stop stroking and yet you blame me for it? Why would you blame me? An I enabling you?

How’s that pathetic lump of coal in your panties? Better enjoy it, it’s all you get this season.
Naughty pathetic pervert boys don’t get anything for the holidays. “Nice” men, you know… the alpha type… get women like me and poor naughty wanking losers get to spend the season all alone with nothing more than my clips as a reminder of who you really are.
Real men get pleasure. Losers get denied.