Pathetic Loser Therapy

Of course I can understand how difficult and frustrating it must be being called a pathetic loser by all the women you were ever involved with over the course of your romantic life.

But…

Is that what you are? I mean if they all think you’re a pathetic loser, you must be a pathetic loser. And that’s my professional diagnosis. Pull those pants down and show me how turned on hearing me call you a loser makes you.

But uh, I have another appointment soon so hurry it up. Is the loser so pathetic he can’t even jerk his own dick in time? Looks like I have to do it for you.