I want you edging as you shop my store for more content to edge to. Just think of all the time you’ll spend jerking to me. Tell me, don’t you want to load that cart up for me and have even more sexy content of mine to stoke to?

Gooning out and losing all control. Pump yourself into a stroking fit, a wank-a-thon. And don’t you want me getting that email that shows me your purchase? Me knowing just what you bought and how long you’ll be jerking with me, being my little stroking spending bitch, my edge addict, my goon bot bitch. Dick in one hand loading that cart up with the other. And you want to be such a good boy for me, make me notice you. You want me proud of your stroking and spending habits. Stupid and spending. You need to blow me away with your spending to blow your wallet.

Now that your cart is locked and loaded, I’m going to count you down. Counting you down to purchasing that order, hit that purchase button and look what you’ve done for me.