Tag Archive for: Jerk Off Instruction

Paying to Jerk to Me is Better Than Sex

You’ve got a wife or a girlfriend who will actually fuck you and you’re here with me. Now why is that? Me, a self proclaimed bitch admitting I’m only here to extract as much cash from you as I want…

Every time you have the opportunity to fuck something other than your hand, rather than get pussy, you know what you’re going to do instead? You’re going to TRIBUTE ME. And do you know how I know my little bitch is going to tribute me instead of having sex with a woman? Because I know my little bitch needs me. You love stroking off more than you like pussy and you NEED ME to cum. And if my bitch doesn’t do as I tell him, my little bitch will be denied access to me. So tell me how much you’d rather pay me to pump away at your hand than to get pussy.

Eating Your Cum to Worship My Pussy


Oh boy, do I have a treat for you. Wanna guess what it is? I bet you could easily guess. Do you think my treat for you in an orgasm? My treat for the little slut is being allowed to cum while worshipping my perfect, unobtainable body. Hard and ready to start stroking for all of me. And oh boy, do I know your soft spot. Would it happen to be this… my pretty little pussy? Tell me how hot is it watching my finger slide up and down rubbing my little pussy. But when I do let you cum, you cum into your hand and I have an even bigger and better treat for you. Here’s a hint. You’re going to need a little glass ready.

Fucked for My Panties

Addicted to getting fucked up and stroking while I tease you in my panties. Stroke and worship me. You crave my scent. You need my panties.

Pathetic Loser Therapy

Of course I can understand how difficult and frustrating it must be being called a pathetic loser by all the women you were ever involved with over the course of your romantic life.

But…

Is that what you are? I mean if they all think you’re a pathetic loser, you must be a pathetic loser. And that’s my professional diagnosis. Pull those pants down and show me how turned on hearing me call you a loser makes you.

But uh, I have another appointment soon so hurry it up. Is the loser so pathetic he can’t even jerk his own dick in time? Looks like I have to do it for you.

Professional Jerk Off Artist

So predictable and so pathetic, dick in hand already pumping away. So proud of yourself you’ve got jerking stamina but put to real life you’d blow in an instant. So keep jerking, loser. Jerk to my tease and my humiliation. And as silly and cliche as the loser symbol is, you just throb to it. Jerk and entertain me with your pathetic stroking. Loser tease is the hottest tease. Now beg me to cum for me.

And if you find the nip slip, I put money on you not even lasting to the end.