Follow up to “1 Minute Bet”
You know you are my “friend” and I’d like to go out to drinks tonight with a clear conscience so I will give you another chance to prove you can handle me. So here’s the new deal. You last a whopping 30 seconds (because we all know a measly one minute was just waaaay toooo long) and you can come out with me tonight and see where the night takes us. BUT if you blow in your pants again, another premature ejaculation, I take everything in your wallet and that’s it, you got me?
You’re my friend and you can’t stop ogling me. And I know you wouldn’t be able to even touch me without blowing it in your pants. But I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt through a little bet. IF you can last ONE minute while I tease you without losing it in your pants, I will fuck you. BUT if you blow it, it’s the friend zone FOREVER.
How Much Have You Spent?
How much have you spent on me to make you feel like a loser? How much cash has it cost you to be humiliated by me? Go on, give me an actual number. I want you to see exactly how pathetic you are to be teased, denied, and then humiliated by me. I want you jerking off as I rub in your face how much I’ve taken from you.
A Has Been
You used to be some sort of playboy? A ladies man..? And you think I actually care? We’re not living in the past, loser. Take a look at yourself now. You’ve morphed into a faggot whore. A cock craving jerk junkie. So infatuated with me that every time I give you the finger it turns you on. Yeah, just look at you now, an old pathetic fuck.