I’m here cuz you pay me big money. I remind you of that repeatedly. I mock you and I tease you and then I mock you some more. I throw up your fav hand gestures over and over to ensure you know what you are: a fucking loser. And of course I tease you more. I verbally destroy you and I finally deny you a happy ending. Let’s not forget the tribute you’re sending me for ruining that orgasm. You’re welcome.